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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
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Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
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Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.